S1E6 - You Are So Pregnant Dude
This week's episode starts out with Kourtney saying that she's been feeling nauseous a lot recently. Hmm, if a woman on TV says she feels nauseous it always means one thing, they're pregnant. I wonder why in TV Land concepts like "gas station egg salad sandwich" or "Played a game of Edward 40 Hands with malt liquor last night" don't seem to exist. Khlo é asks Kourtney if she's been using protection and Kourtney says that she's on the pill but always forgets to take it. Khlo é and Kourtney go out to buy the world's biggest bag of pregnancy tests. Because anything that's worth doing, is worth overdoing. The test is somewhat inconclusive displaying one and a half lines instead of clearly one or two. Khlo é still exclaims that Kourtney is pregnant. Kourtney decides to call Scott over so that she can tell him the news. She calls from a wall mounted corded phone in the bathroom. Rich people have strange things. Kendall and Kylie are loo...